Reddit users shared their most satisfying petty revenge stories, revealing creative ways to get back at those who wronged them.
- The Internet Bill: u/JewsusKrist’s college roommate took advantage of her. She complained about a high internet bill but discovered it was only $45. To get back at her, u/JewsusKrist blocked her MAC address from the router, forcing her to study at the library. “Thank God for default passwords—I blocked her MAC address from theirs too!”
- The Dog Poop: u/VolcanicDoorway was frustrated by a neighbor who let his dog poop outside their window. One day, u/VolcanicDoorway intercepted the poop with a bag and said, “Here, I think you dropped this,” making the neighbor hold it.
- The Mayor’s Chickens: u/seekingon, annoyed by the mayor’s anti-chicken law, raised wild turkeys that pooped on his car and set a motion sensor sprinkler to prank dog walkers.
- The Subwoofer: u/PewpyDewpdyPantz dealt with noisy neighbors by setting up a DJ system and playing annoying songs in a loop, stopping the late-night disturbances.
- Public Transport Revenge: u/Dosed123, upset by a rude passenger, pretended to take her photo. The passenger’s horror at the “photo” was enough for u/Dosed123 to feel satisfied.
These stories highlight how inventive and satisfying petty revenge can be.